please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Is her dick bigger than yours?
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
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