are you still at the devil's house?
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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