Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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