So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
Ketchup is God's man juice
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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