whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
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