How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
it's like heaven, but drunker
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
Randomize
