She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
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