just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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