Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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