How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I'm both gender and math confused
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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