She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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