If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
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