she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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