Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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