is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
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