hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
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