Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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