She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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