My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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