My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
I just counted my steps so I know when you start looking for you on my way back from the bathroom
You know how us drunks love counting steps
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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