For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
Randomize
