We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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