Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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