What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
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