I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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