I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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