I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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