We should be called the Road Head Warriors
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
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