Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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