Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
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