OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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