i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
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