Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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