i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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