dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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