He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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