is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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