3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
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