It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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