porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I got inside last night via doggy door
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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