Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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