So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
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