Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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