Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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