You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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