I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
Panties = found
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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