Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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