There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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