Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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