i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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