Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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