That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
seriously i just wanna be friends
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this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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